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top ten memories from the ilstu
(in no particular order)
- Waking up to find scattered beer cans, jungle juice cups, and a giant blow up alligator on the floor.
- Going to a private 21st birthday party for a girl we didn't know with Brittany and Jen.
- Camping through a tornado warning in Minnesota and then drinking from 9am till 4pm the next day while playing Frisbee in a Halloween costume.
- Finding Tommy outside of Stevenson bellowing "D. ROSEEEEEEEE" at two o'clock in the morning with a cup of jungle juice in hand.
- Getting invited to a fireworks display, only to stumble into a group prayer with Morelli and Neil completely drunk.
- Watching Tommy get a drinking ticket and then chasing after him with D. Rose as he begins to run after the cops yelling "Sir! I would like to request your badge number!"
- Buying 40 lbs of dry ice at a factory and spending the rest of the night playing with it.
- Watching Phil completely destroy our room on Sparks and Jager night.
- Any parties at the Frisbee house, less that one night I threw a piece of pizza at Jen's face.
- Watching Morelli moan by the front door as he tries to open it after a night of drinking.
- Killing a bottle of Jager with Doobie on the first Tuesday of the semester. Bad choice.
- Dorm life in general
- Any Marie Dawson lecture with Lauer, Courtney, and D. Rose
- Jimmy's parties and the aftermath
- Late night chats with Mr. Tom Dechert and Morelli
- Going to Shoooooooooooop's amazing lectures and taking his six question open note & book tests.
- Winding up in a cornfield over two miles off campus.
- Falling off the top bunk in my sleep, rolling around in pain, and then passing out in Morelli's bed after he gets up to see if I'm alright. None of which I remember.
- Poetry sessions.
- Exposing myself during beer pong.
- On a scale of one to drunk, how drunk are you?
- Driving to Springfield at midnight to find a Sonic only to discover that it closes at 2am.
- Tunnel ball in the Batcave with Morelli and Neil
- Meeting a kid named Chad on the way to La Bambas with Courtney and Jen. Creepy.
- Excursions to nowhere in particular.
- Ruining all family meals in some way, shape, or form by playing with my food.
Halfway done with college. Time flies...